Oh, no. Too late.

Oh, no. Too late.

Originally shared by ****

ATTN: DO NOT SHARE THIS POST!!!!

It contains nothing important, has no humorous images of animals and/or photoshopped celebrities - nothing that would interest anyone!

...you're eyeing that Share button, aren't you?

What's wrong with you??? Think of the children! Or if you don't have children, think of your friend's children! Or if you don't like your friend's children, adopt some children and think of them!

Is nothing sacred to you? Can't you just skip this and move on to the next post in your stream, which is probably far more important and/or entertaining?

STOP! Don't push that Share button! I saw that!

Do you HAVE to Share everything you come across? Who am I really? Why do you care? Would you jump off a house if I told you to? I wouldn't! ...well, not again.

My God, you're hopeless. You're going to Share this, aren't you?

Fine. Be that way. Go ahead, share away! I'm sure everyone in your circle is just dying to see this! Maybe it contains the meaning of life! Or some fascinating perspective of the human condition!

What? They just like to look at funny pictures? Find out what you're eating for lunch?

Oh, I weep for humanity. Okay, maybe not weep, but when I think of humanity, I feel real bad at the time.

Okay, Share the post. No really! With my blessing.

WAIT! THAT WAS A JOKE!

DAMN! I was too late!